Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.
It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.
Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009
Get the Mellon Ballin mug.The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
by Meatman January 15, 2006
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The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011
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by Belldemon July 7, 2006
Get the Melon Balling mug.to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.
In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.
by schwanka April 17, 2009
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Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019
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