Media Bang

The moment when tons of people decide to start a conversation with you at the same time via text/phone call/instant messaging/Facebook chat/email, etc.

It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.

Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.

Media Bang by primetimeofyourlife December 5, 2010

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Medibang Paint Pro

A free drawing software available for computers and smartphones whose main objective is the creation of comics and digital illustrations by the user, it includes all the necessary tools to create varied content in it.

Dude 1: Wow man, that drawing is amazing!
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.

Medibang Paint Pro by SteveSanz3011 April 30, 2021

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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