Media, PA

Everybody's Hometown!! A Suberb of Philadelphia

"I'm from outside Phillly"
"Where"
"Everybody's Hometown!"
"oooo...you mean Media, PA"

by Stace123 December 7, 2006

media, pa

probably one of the most boring yet amazing small towns in the US. our shining attribute has got to be the teenagers. some of the coolest and open minded kids you'll ever meet live here. it doesn't matter what your story is, we're all pretty fucked up anyways so no one judges. over half of everyone has either a step mom, step dad, step sibling, half sibling, a missing parent, or a combination of these. almost every kid has a dysfunctional family of some sort. there isn't much crime, but the kids can be kind of trashy. many are just bored, so they get involved in things like drugs, cigs, sex, some drinking, and pranking. the vast majority of the teens here listen to screamo, punk/hard rock, classic hip hop, and your occasional pop song. the common hobbies of kids around here include drugs, sex, walking on state street, and (sometimes) football games. most kids are in middle class to lower middle class, though there are exceptions. as far as clothes go, hot topic is pretty popular, but mostly people will shop wherever they can find good cheap clothes. friday and saturday nights, you will find a great portion of people either at the granite run mall or walking around state street with their group of friends. everyone knows everyone in this town, so you're bound the see some one you're cool with. to an outsider or an adult, this may sound boring or weird. but they just don't understand. these kids are great, and we know how to have fun. we entertain each other, and are family.

media, pa stand up

by mediakid2009 November 7, 2009

Media, PA

A town in the suburbs of Philadelphia full of old people seeing corny plays at the Media Theater, teenagers sitting on Plumb Street chain-smoking cigs (also known as Plumb Bums), black kids/other minorities playing basketball at the Media Elementary School playground, parents in their mid-life crises getting drunk at John's, 20-somethings drinking beer at Iron Hill after work with friends, hippy vegans buying organic foods and soy milk at Trader Joe's, and of course, people like me who just want to get the fuck out of here.

Media, PA: America's first Free-Trade town
Population: ~5,500
Slogan: "Everybody's Hometown."

by agapi2991 August 11, 2010

paid-media

All those journotards and media houses who sell their souls and their news for a few pieces of silver. Things like journalism ethics and morality are as alien to them as ET the Extra-Terrestrial. Indians have to tolerate their 24/7 trash as there's no freaking alternative. Usually no walls between salesroom and newsroom. Modi is their bête noire and Radia tapes were their high water mark. A sleeveless skank and her old monk loving hubby give a whole new meaning to douchebaggery. Dago bitch and her moronic son pay 'em generously. Ravi- mediacrooks gives nightmares to most.

Seems Congress may lose the next election. About time we swing our biggest ally - paid-media in to action.

by rationalk June 11, 2013

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

social media parent

When the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. Posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. When really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as pawns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. Not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. All cause they wanna show the world how.much of a "good" parent they "are"

See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.

Social media parent: Posting pictures of your kids saying "this is what it's all about yall", when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.

by hisoneandonly October 2, 2015

media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.

Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!

by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019