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Meatover 

To eat so much red meat that you get a meat generated hangover. Often happens when consuming over 1kg of red meat in a sitting though may take more for large people. Symptoms include;
>dizziness
>poor dexterity
>uncontrollable flatulence
>vagueness
>sweating
>slurring of speech

Cure;
>harden up and enjoy it princess!
Ate so much meat I can't play Halo properly...i keep sticking grenades to my own back...Must have a Meatover
Meatover by Gymsox August 22, 2011
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The meatverse is the opposite of the metaverse, also known as real life.
“Hey boys, I’m logging off to enjoy some time in the meatverse. Enjoy the NFTs my dudes.”

Meatlovers 

a substitution for the word dick, meaning sex.
That girl is fine, she could get the meatlovers.

Meatloverasaurus 

a term used for a individual who extremely obsessed and always on the prowl/hunt for meat or any meat based product on a daily. they tend to go to your home and devour all your sausages.
Angie: "All Our meat is GONE!"

Alex: "I know what happened!....Lisandra must of been here earlier!"

Angie: "Your right! It must of been her! She's such a Meatloverasaurus!"

Meatlover's Exchange 

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor

Meataverse

A modern synonym for meatspace. Similar to the opposite of cyberspace, but for the Metaverse.

Antonym for 'Metaverse'. A real, physical place populated by actual people made of meat. (AKA, IRL).
Sandy: Do you wanna meet in the metaverse and play a round of VR Minigolf later?

Andy: Sorry, my wife made a reservation at a restaurant in the meataverse for tonight, so I'll have to pass this time.
Meataverse by badlearner March 2, 2022

The Meatlovers 

Someone (or a group of people) who obsesses with the best quality in meat. Typically a person that doesn’t allow inferior meat on his/her plate. Someone who really pays attention to the best he/she can get online. An epicurean that knows where to find the finer things in life.
“Look at the meat on his plate, he probably got it at TheMeatlovers.nl”
- “Oh my, you’re right, that’s probably the juiciest meat I ever laid my eyes on! Definitely The Meatlovers."
The Meatlovers by sclrts December 3, 2021