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Stuffing The Meat Curtain 

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.
Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat 

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

meat scuffing 

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.
"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"
meat scuffing by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

meatsnuffing 

To pour a bump of coke on the fleshy part of an uncircumcised penis that covers the tip. The Penis cannot be erect as when the cocaine is being snorted some of the flesh must be able to enter the plain of the nostril.
"jesus my penis hurts."

"why?"

"we were meatsnuffing all night last night."
meatsnuffing by david brain January 13, 2009

meatsnuffing 

When an uncircumcised man puts a small amount of cocaine on the tip of his penis where the flesh meets and a person proceeds to snort as hard as possible ingesting the cocaine and having some flesh up his nose for a second.
"Hey Bra Chelsea is down with meatsnuffing."
meatsnuffing by funkmasterflesh January 13, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020