McErnie

n. A creature that can take on the world w/one knee. An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and one tight ass. This mamal has adapted to all sorts of enviroments. Enviroments such as living in a world where hearts can pursue the many flaws of insecurities. He's intelligent. He's hardworking. He's funny. He's definitely lovable. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so.

He's amazing.

1.This one right here is no Chuck Norris or Superman, he is McErnie.

2.McErnie, oh yeah, he's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid.

by Ransome15 January 30, 2010