McErnie 

n. A creature that can take on the world w/one knee. An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and one tight ass. This mamal has adapted to all sorts of enviroments. Enviroments such as living in a world where hearts can pursue the many flaws of insecurities. He's intelligent. He's hardworking. He's funny. He's definitely lovable. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so.

He's amazing.

1.This one right here is no Chuck Norris or Superman, he is McErnie.

2.McErnie, oh yeah, he's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid.

McErnie by Ransome15 January 30, 2010

McBernie

When you go through the drive through at your local fast food chain and they accidently give you what you ordered and what the person in the car behind you ordered.

Tom (opening the bag): "Hey, I see my breakfast sandwich in there, but there is also another one and a couple of burritos! They must have given me the order for the guy behind me along with mine!"

Ray: "You got a McBernie!"

Tom: "A What?"

Ray: "A McBernie! You got it, but you didn't pay for it!"

Tom: "Cool! I am definitely feel this McBern"!

McBernie by FritzShuffMad June 24, 2016

Mernie 

A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.

"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."

"Gosh, what a Mernie!"

Mernie by lilpuppie November 5, 2006