McDuece

McDuece / mik-doose / n.
1. a vernacular term graced upon the ever popular McDonald's Dollar Menu mainstay, the McDouble.
2. a McDonald's-induced bowel movement. (see McDump)

Jimmy: Fuck yeah! I didn't know I had a ten in my pocket!

Kevin: Ten dollars... you could eat like a king at McDonalds with that much.

Jimmy: McDuece's here I come!

Kevin: Bro, you'll be dropping a nasty McDuece later...

by McDuece August 10, 2012

McDeuce

The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"

Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

McDeuce

1.) Dropping a deuce at McDonald's
2.) Dropping a deuce because of McDonald's

1.) Oh damn, pull into that McDonalds, I have to drop a McDeuce.
2.) Damn you Big Mac and orange pop. Let me use your shitter, I have to drop a McDeuce.

by txtech April 7, 2011

McDeuce

The giant number two that comes from a double quarter with cheese and supersize meal from McBalls moving its way through your bowels.

Man those 6 dirtyburgs really hit the spot, but I'm gonna have to take a massive Mcdeuce later.

by BradChip September 16, 2009