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McDuece / mik-doose / n.
1. a vernacular term graced upon the ever popular McDonald's Dollar Menu mainstay, the McDouble.
2. a McDonald's-induced bowel movement. (see McDump)
Jimmy: Fuck yeah! I didn't know I had a ten in my pocket!

Kevin: Ten dollars... you could eat like a king at McDonalds with that much.

Jimmy: McDuece's here I come!

Kevin: Bro, you'll be dropping a nasty McDuece later...
McDuece by McDuece August 10, 2012
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The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"
Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!
McDeuce by frosty174 October 3, 2016
Related Words
1.) Dropping a deuce at McDonald's
2.) Dropping a deuce because of McDonald's
1.) Oh damn, pull into that McDonalds, I have to drop a McDeuce.
2.) Damn you Big Mac and orange pop. Let me use your shitter, I have to drop a McDeuce.
McDeuce by txtech April 7, 2011
The giant number two that comes from a double quarter with cheese and supersize meal from McBalls moving its way through your bowels.
Man those 6 dirtyburgs really hit the spot, but I'm gonna have to take a massive Mcdeuce later.
McDeuce by BradChip September 16, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026