McDoom 

One who posts confusing, nonsensical, nearly indecipherable posts on a web forum.

The descriptive was coined after McDoom, a poster on several internet toy discussion forums, managed to accumulate an almost unfathomable amount of disturbingly incoherent posts, each one funnier than the one before, in the span of a few months.

The only remaining fragment of McDoom's rantings is an oft-quoted segment of a lenghty, sequentially numbered tirade against Toy Biz (currently Marvel Toys) over one of the mid-range Marvel Legends lines:

"3. I AM HAVE BIRD"

One who does this now is said to be "McDooming" as the members of the aforementioned forums never truly believed the poster to be real, but merely an identity constructed in order to conduct an experiment in creative writing.

1. Descriptive - "What McDoom here is ranting about has nothing to do with the subject at hand."

2. Verb - "McDooming my thread with off-topic replies doesn't change the fact that you're wrong."

3. I AM HAVE BIRD

McDoom by thx3188 November 16, 2007

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".

"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

Stinking McDooligan by Palm tree cowboy August 10, 2017

mcdoosh 

Big JERK

That move was McDoosh/you are more than doosh you are MCDOOSH

mcdoosh by lizguitarlessons November 8, 2015

McDominated 

That feeling you get after eating at McDonald's.

Fuck, I just got McDominated by those four Big Macs.

McDominated by Andrew Bamberg May 18, 2005

McDoogles 

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006

Mcdoon 

He makes the ladies mcswoon

"The names Mcdoon, and I make the ladies *kisses hand* Mcswoon"

Mcdoon by TheRubyObelisk April 12, 2020

jacuzzi mcdoogle 

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.

girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh

jacuzzi mcdoogle by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011