McConn

To pull a fast one usually involving lucrative ammounts of Money distributed via a "Fund" & manipulate the national Media.
An obvious criminal act unsubstantiated due to lack of physical evidence & the authorities unwillingness to act due to pressure from the "old Boy network".

I did a McConn with the Kid's lunch Money

by Wancanton Winker April 29, 2008

McConnellgate

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.

This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019

McConaughey

To think out loud while obviously stoned

Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time

by preppyaf February 17, 2015