McChild Molestor 

This is a big mac sandwich from Mcdonalds but instead of those wimpy meat patties, they throw on the meat patties from a quarter pounder

"Dude the meat patties on this McChild Molestor are so much bigger than the ones on a regular big mac. Badass!"

McChild Molestor by S.O.L.O. October 27, 2009

McChildMolester 

A mcdouble topped with ice cream, Mcflurry candies, a cherry. Used to lure children off the streets in spite of it's horrendous taste. Cost about $2.50.

Mcdonalds employee: I just sold 5 mcChildMolesters to that guy in the trenchcoat.
Other employee: damn that's 5 more obese children gone missing.

McChildMolester by Protector of obese children July 30, 2011

McChildMolester 

A fila-o-fish stuffed inside if a McChicken that is stuffed inside of a Big Mac. It is called that because only child molesters eat fila-o-fishes AND McChickens.

“Hey bro lets go to McDonalds and get a McChildMolester”

*looks at a creepy guy
“Hey bro that guy just definitely got a McChildMolester from McDonalds”

McChildMolester by Chravis Scotch November 28, 2020