McCaulay 

McCaulay is a special young man. HE has many different attributes and his mother always said he was... different... McCaulay thinks he is straight but later on finds out that he is gay. He then meets a Daniel. McCaulay has few talents, yet many flaws. He likes to be an idiot. Make retarded faces. Tell bad dad jokes and even sleeps with his dog. McCaulay's generally have dark brown hair, brown eyes and HUMUNGOUS eye brows. you will never meet someone like McCaulay. So if you ever do find one. You better get the fuck away from him.

McCaulay: *Looks at you*
You: *Dies*
McCaulay: Hey you, wake up!
You: *Opens eyes* Hello?
McCaulay: *Makes loud bird high pitched screech*
You: I have never wanted to kill myself so badly

McCaulay by Man Frog June 17, 2019

Macaulay

Quite simply, The Captain.

'I think I can hear The Captain coming...'

Macaulay by sugar_daddy May 27, 2005

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012

Macaulay

A word used to define a person who is considered cool by actual cool people.

"I heard that guy is lame""
"Obviously whoever told you he's lame is either really lame himself or just a coolie (somebody who regards himself as cool, but isn't actually) so he would never get that he is a macaulay"

Macaulay by Powerayj January 6, 2010

Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.

Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.

Macaulay Culkin by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012

macaulay

The kid with the scarf.

Person 1:Why does Macaulay always wear a scarf?
Person 2:No one knows.

macaulay by Iamthe...? November 13, 2012

Macaulay

Wips his dick out in the ALPS

However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.

"Macaulay wips his dick out in the alps!!!"
Repeat 100 times

Macaulay by KWELLEBOB February 4, 2019