McCaulay is a special young man. HE has many different attributes and his mother always said he was... different... McCaulay thinks he is straight but later on finds out that he is gay. He then meets a Daniel. McCaulay has few talents, yet many flaws. He likes to be an idiot. Make retarded faces. Tell bad dad jokes and even sleeps with his dog. McCaulay's generally have dark brown hair, brown eyes and HUMUNGOUS eye brows. you will never meet someone like McCaulay. So if you ever do find one. You better get the fuck away from him.
McCaulay: *Looks at you*
You: *Dies*
McCaulay: Hey you, wake up!
You: *Opens eyes* Hello?
McCaulay: *Makes loud bird high pitched screech*
You: I have never wanted to kill myself so badly
You: *Dies*
McCaulay: Hey you, wake up!
You: *Opens eyes* Hello?
McCaulay: *Makes loud bird high pitched screech*
You: I have never wanted to kill myself so badly
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person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
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"Obviously whoever told you he's lame is either really lame himself or just a coolie (somebody who regards himself as cool, but isn't actually) so he would never get that he is a macaulay"
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Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
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However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.
However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.
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