McArchitect 

mc·ar·chi·tect Audio Help /ˈɑrkɪˌtɛkt/ mik-ahr-ki-tekt Pronunciation Key

–noun
1. a person who engages in the profession of architecture by wearing all black clothes, black-rimmed glasses, square-toed shoes, and a scarf. (The "get-up" of a McArchitect does not change. For example, a McArchitect would wear the above-mentioned outfit in the summer, while mountain climbing, or while swimming in the arctic.

2. a person professionally engaged in the design of quasi-neo space/time/continuum/phenomenogistical/metaphysical blankets. aka poop freeze.

3. the deviser, maker, or creator of anything: the McArchitects of the World - Barney, Mary Poppins, Samuel Adams, Samuel Jackson, These guys

4. to McPlan, McOrganize, or McStructure as an architect: a super-sized douche-bag. Also, a douche-douche, double-douche with fries, douche-duo no pickles, no onions, extra mustard.

–verb (used with object)
Origin: 1555-2007; < L architectus > Gk architéktōn, equiv. to Gk archi- archi- + tektōn builder, craftsman. < L Mc > USA! McDonald's, equiv. to USA! Mc Kennedy, first theoretical McArchitect

Big Bobby: Wow, that McMansion is well McArchitected. Stupid Kid: I wanna be a McArchitect when I'm all growed up!

Samuel L Jackson: Man, fuck you son!

McArchitect by Sakul January 20, 2010

marchitecture 

A portmanteau of "marketing" and "architecture". The result when the marketing department of a tech company has an excessive hand in the design of a product, often to the detriment of performance, though usually for the explicit purpose of driving the sale price up. Popularized by The Inquirer.

1. Does "centrino" actually do anything or is it just a piece of marchitecture?

2. Apple's OSX is totally being loaded down with marchitecture.

marchitecture by Isaac February 19, 2005

Carchitecture

Carchitecture is architecture that is car-centric, like drive-thrus street side parking lots, strip malls, single story businesses, and most building types or rules dedicated to drive by traffic. Also, safety islands, mandated set-backs, cul-de-sacs, fenced in parking, highway fuel stops and rest areas. Often the needs of people are secondary or non-existent to the needs of the car in a carchitecture environment. Exists mostly in the exurbs, or in suburbia. May cause depression and antisocial behavior.

I can't stand how everything is so far away from your house even though it's right next door! Because of all this friggin' carchitecture I have to walk around three fences to get a quart of milk. Next time I go I'm bringing my wire cutters.

Carchitecture by 55lowness November 2, 2009

Marchitecture 

The non-existent system architecture used to sell a high-tech product. Vaporware on a grand scale.

That router is part of Cisco's Marchitecture for mobility.

Marchitecture by Bob Bohica March 15, 2004

Metarchitecture 

is the process, product or art of designing space or spatial experience as well as any other form of virtually created spatial presence in metaverse.

He earned a master's degree in metarchitecture.

Metarchitecture by Tahereh Rajabi July 27, 2022

Metarchitecture 

is the process, product or art of designing space or spatial experience as well as any other form of virtually created spatial presence in metaverse.

He earned a master's degree in metarchitecture.

Metarchitecture by Tahereh Rajabi July 27, 2022

Metarchitecture 

is the process, product or art of designing space or spatial experience as well as any other form of virtually created spatial presence in metaverse.

she earned a degree in metarchitecture.

Metarchitecture by Tahereh Rajabi July 27, 2022