Mazdanomics

The art of ending all words with a hissing noise, or the noise of tasting something delicious. People with this trait also are commonly very good looking, but have somewhat small penises. They are inherently gay, but all their friends love them because of it.

I'm going to practice my mazdanomics, mmmmmmmm!
Millsssss likesss when I speak in mazdanomicsssss, doesn't he?

Mazdanomics by Oceanio December 21, 2008

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maganomics

A political stance where only your own values and beliefs matter. MAGA=(Make America Great Again)

Donald J. Trump has displayed an acute affection for maganomics.

maganomics by B@xt3r July 27, 2017

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Mazdanomics • maganomics • Maddonomics

Maddonomics

Refers to Los Angeles Angels manager Joe Maddon and his unique managerial style. It can be interpreted by no one other than Maddon himself.

The Angels just walked Corey Seager with the bases loaded. That's good ol' Maddonomics in play.

Maddonomics by angels baseball reddit April 29, 2022

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MAGAnomics

MAGAnomics is an economic plan that does three things: cuts taxes even more for the wealthy and big corporations; cuts Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid; raises costs for families by gutting investments in the middle class.

Judy makes $7.50/hr and can barely pay rent but she is against raising minimum wage because the price of Big Macs will go up. MAGAnomics is good for big corp

MAGAnomics by Boop73 September 14, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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