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The coolest motherfucka in the world. The best friend anyone can ask for and funny as hell. Shes like 30 friends in one and shes amazing. You see her, never let her go. Shes beautiful and funny and smart. You can easily fall inlove with her.
Jake: hey have you seen maysoun yet?
Michael: yes and let me tell you, day made.
Amber: omg I can't wait until algebra so I can talk to her shes so funny!
Ashley: guys look shes coming act cool act cool
Everyone: Hey Maysoun whats up!
Maysoun by swagmasta10198 January 19, 2014
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Maysoune 

Maysoune is the best person you will ever meet. She is cute, funny, easy to talk to and she loves almost everybody. She is definitely an optimist. She never fails to make her best friends smile. She is VERY popular amongst her year. She is the best friend anybody could ever ask for.

A Maysoune is usually short, has dark hair and is very energetic.

She loves all her friends and her younger sister.
“Oh my, she is amazing!”
“She must be Maysoune”
Maysoune by A Secret Admirer... February 28, 2019

Mayssoun 

She's a simple girl, super nice smile, beautiful and an amazing kisser. Always scared of going a step further unless 1000% sure about something. Can be really charming and dreamy.

Has a big career target. But way too little time for herself and her feelings. Has many good memories but many regrets as well ...

She really wants to be secure. But she really wants to be loved ... Who knows if she can get both. I wish her all the best of luck.
"Miss My Mayssoun"

"Wait, that wasn't my Sacha in the first place"
Mayssoun by C.C.C.P.P.Z.Z. March 18, 2010
Is the most cutest sweetest boys, if you get to know him. Shy but is brave sometimes, only lets out his feeling to the ones he trust. Kind of sensitive but mostly tough. Stays loyal to his girls. Will make you smile on your bad days if u are his friend. Smart, has good grades but doesnt really like school unless he reallt wants to come.
Hey you know that guy mayson, hes attractive if you get to know him.
Mayson by Hdjshw June 5, 2019
An unbelibably hot female; One who is driven by motivation and money;stong;selfless;wealthy hot mama;one who posseses the body of a godess
"she was definitly a Maysoon"
MAYSOON by Lance oneel June 13, 2008
A definite life liver. She makes the most of everything she does and looks good doing it. Not only is this girl stunning, she has a personality to match. When people meet her they remember her forever because she is like no one they have ever met before. People have a hard time not starring at her because she is such a gem.

She knows how to handle situations right and is someone you want as a sister. Most girls don't like her because they are incredibly jeleous of her perfectness. However, boys love this girl because she really is one in a million.
The Mayson entered the room
Girl: "Wow, who does that bitch think she is?"
Boy: "Pinch me. My future wife has entered the room."
Mayson by Jack Sertome January 10, 2011
A Maymouna is the sweetest and most caring person in the world. She is stunning beautiful and a true legend.
A Maymouna never goes out of style.
'I need a Maymouna'
'You look Maymouna today'
maymouna by pewilliamss February 10, 2018
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