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A total fag that no one likes, his girlfriend BW doesn't love him and he has no friends.
1. Oi it's Max Wood, don't even chat to him he's a weirdo who licks motorbikes on Sunday
by Noodle Muncher August 12, 2019
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A term used when someone having a massive erection looking as if its about to burst out of their pants. Origin of this word lies in "Chey-Town" of North Las Vegas, first seen on a morbidly obese Junior of 2009. Ever since then, people refer having a huge hard on as a "Max Wood."
Ew, dude! That kid is totally having a major Max Wood!
by T. Dog September 21, 2009
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