Max Cola 

1. A select brand of soda distributed by Albertsons Grocery chain stores. They are made in both 12 ounce cans and 2 liter bottles. They are made in all of the same flavors that are currently distributed by larger cola companies. Until recent years it was believed that all flavors could be found in both 12 ounce and 2 liter version. But due to recent studies, we have come to the conclusion that only exclusive flavors are distributed via 2 liter bottle. They are half the price of name brand cola. But, despite the reduced price it has been scientifically proven that they are filled with exactly twice the awesome.

1. Get your quarters, we're getting Max Cola.

2. Max Cola is almost as exclusive as Voss Water.

Max Cola by Mr. Frank Biskner August 12, 2007