Matthew Broderick

An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.

Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."

by McCrumpit November 18, 2009

Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022