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Mattari (Mah-Tah-Ree)is slang Japanese used when telling someone to calm down. To pronounce it properly, stretch out the second 'a'.
No.1-"HOLY FLYING ONIGIRI BALLS, Someone just ripped out my genitals!!! "
Stealing the peach
No.2-(obviously not paying attention)"Mattari, we'll just get you some new ones"
Mattari by Sairisu September 1, 2008
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Creating or manufacturing something that has only existed in imagination until now.
If you have an idea, you should matterize it before it becomes irrelevant.
matterize by maker3000 June 10, 2020

Matariki 

Basically god of everything, this represents the person, not the holiday. Matariki is god
Person 1: Our true god Matariki has risen.

Person 2: Yes, he is amazing
Matariki by Global Toast November 3, 2020
Scoring 4 goals in a hockey game, usually celebrated by throwing floor matts onto the ice.
I thought the hatrick was enough, but no, he pulled the mattrick.
mattrick by Scott Uto April 9, 2007
A person that is intelligent, but not liked by those around them.
"Do you see that guy over there"
"Yeh"
"He's a Mattais"
Mattais by Kolilp May 4, 2009
A person of great intelligence, with their own sense of humor.
A person who is always trying to help, but still gets the shit end of the stick.
Jim: "Mattais helped me clean up after the party"
Sadie: "Pshh, he probably made the mess anyway."
Mattais by sunbitch November 4, 2011

mattadilla 

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--
Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.
mattadilla by Marfan67 September 1, 2018
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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