MattG 

A nickname for a really, extremelly dumb person who is often mistaken for mentally disabled people, but have no extra or less chromosomes nor posses a disease that is causing the brain to not function properly. MattG's are just simply stupid.

If you gathered all the village idiots in the world and put them in one village, MattG would be the village idiot for that vilalge of idiots.

MattG by Mattg83 October 20, 2008

mundane matt 

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011

matt sturniolo 

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.

i love Matt sturniolo

matt sturniolo by Rubycgd April 25, 2022

Matta 

“Matta”pronounces Ma-Tha is a New York slang word that is a synonym for head.

The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.

I’m gonna crack his matta

Matta by Alactic January 31, 2020

Matt Lee Goal 

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.

(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!

Matt Lee Goal by fifagod December 5, 2011