Matt Millen 

The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).

Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language

Matt Millen by The Walking ATM Machine January 17, 2009

Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.

Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.

Matt Miller by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024