Matman

Matman is a super-hero that is not to be confused with Batman. He hangs around with his side kick Robbem. Together, they are an elite fighting force that protects the U.S. Constitution and the natural Bill of Rights in New Jersey and the tr-state area.

Some Important Facts:
Origin: Somewhere in New Jersey(exact place must be kept UNKNOWN)
Matman's real identity: UNKNOWN
Robbem's real identity: UNKNOWN
Enemies: Anyone who messes with them
Where they reside: Don't worry about it
Vehicle: Matmobile(Black 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee Special Edition)

"To the Matcave Matman!!!!"
"Quickly Robbem. To the Matmobile!!!"

by Don't worry about it broski November 2, 2008

Matanzas High School

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.

Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015

absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

blawnde maumant

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.

by blawndie October 18, 2011

Get manman'w

Fuck your mom in Haitian creole.

American boy: Haitians are ugly and eat cat.
Haitian boy: Get manman'w makak led.

by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016

Mathan

That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.

"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"

by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

Madman Ogre

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.

"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"

by MeaniePooPie August 29, 2019