Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

Matey Moo by Michael1311 October 16, 2006

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Matey Moo

A fat friend

"Sarah is a right matey moo"

Matey Moo by Spoogs April 16, 2009

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Related Words

mateymoo • matey • matey boy • Matey Boi • Matey Cock • matey mo • matey-pie • Matey Potatey • Ahoy Matey • Lilster matey

mateymoo

Expression of affection etc.

John: Stu! Mateymoo!!
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...

Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.

mateymoo by Theeph June 17, 2003

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mateymoo

a word conveying deep caring and affinity for the person to which it is directed. may be used as an insult when directed at stubert, prince of darkness. The derivative "moo" may be added onto people's names, or used on it's own as a term of address.

1. "Hey there mateymoo, what's up?
"Not bad, quite looking forward to a hearty gikkle later on.

2. "Hey Stuartmoo, how's things?"
"Will you please fucking not call me that?"

3. "Hey moo! Good to see you!"

SKIT-SOTH! "It's. Fucking. STuart. Kay?"

mateymoo by Sahara June 16, 2003

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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