Matey Moo 

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

Matey Moo by Michael1311 October 16, 2006

Matey Moo 

A fat friend

"Sarah is a right matey moo"

Matey Moo by Spoogs April 16, 2009

mateymoo 

Expression of affection etc.

John: Stu! Mateymoo!!
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...

Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.

mateymoo by Theeph June 17, 2003

mateymoo 

a word conveying deep caring and affinity for the person to which it is directed. may be used as an insult when directed at stubert, prince of darkness. The derivative "moo" may be added onto people's names, or used on it's own as a term of address.

1. "Hey there mateymoo, what's up?
"Not bad, quite looking forward to a hearty gikkle later on.

2. "Hey Stuartmoo, how's things?"
"Will you please fucking not call me that?"

3. "Hey moo! Good to see you!"

SKIT-SOTH! "It's. Fucking. STuart. Kay?"

mateymoo by Sahara June 16, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022