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Masturbatrice 

n. A female who masturbates.

(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)
Bro 1: My girlfriend is insatiable dude. I must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.

Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.

Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.
Masturbatrice by dark289 April 16, 2009
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Masturbatics 

The art of acrobatically masturbating.
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

masturbatrix

A woman who masturbates a man, often with the purpose of teasing him by denying him an orgasm.
The masturbatrix stroked his cock for an hour but wouldn't let him come.
masturbatrix by vickiep August 23, 2010

Masturbatical 

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010

masturbative 

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.
masturbative by silentio February 10, 2007

masturbative 

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.
That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

Masturbatoric Peace 

the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.
masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)