Masturbation Rampage

1. When you masturbate so often that the load becomes smaller until you either lose sensation or cannot shoot off.

2. When you become so obsessed with masturbating that you blow off your friends for it.

1. When I came back from Puerto Rico early, I was disappointed to find my husband unable to pleasure me. He was on a masturbation rampage the whole time.

2. Jim: Hey Carl wanna go drinking?
Carl: Nah man, i have the urge to vigorously touch myself until my body tells me I have to stop.

by irock123007 April 26, 2010