Turd that is so massive it sticks out of the toilet.
Person 1: dude I just took a Massive Turd yesterday and the toilet is still clogged!
Person 2:it was so massive when I sat down it went up my butt.
by Sethtoast January 8, 2021
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A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.
Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.
by hallgrd February 10, 2008
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