Masoum

Singular; rare species characterized by the following traits:
1) gayness
2) fatness
3) douchbagness
4) stupidity
5) delusional - thinks it has swag & often speaks of being "jacked".
Treat with caution; Exposure to this species may lead to serious consequences.

I saw a Masoum the other day.

Bro, you're being such a Masoum.

The guy thinks he's jacked; he's being a Masoum.

by WA ED November 7, 2011

Masoumeh

The baddest bitch alive

Yo, have you seen Masoumeh?
Yeah, she’s fire

by skuhhh November 22, 2021

Masuma

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

Mastumate

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.

I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.

by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015

masooma

A name derived from the Latin and Hebrew language referring to the greatest gift God has ever given to this planet. Usually describes a female who is smart and intelligent.
A strong minded female who will strive for greatness and surpass all obstacles. Very open and honest yet still kind and generous. She will always be there for you when you need her and will never let you down.

'You're always there for me, Masooma.'

'Wow you got into Harvard, you're pulling a Masooma.'

by jessica millez September 21, 2013

Masoumeh

Masoumeh is a name that comes from Farsi. It means sinless and innocent.

Masoumeh is the the one who sticks to the rules

by SparklingDemon December 23, 2009

Masumi Max

An American fetish model of Korean and German descent. She is known for her many tattoos and her interest in several fetishes.
She is the premiere model for Pinup Girl Clothing.

Masumi Max is one of the sexiest women alive.

by johnnigirl April 28, 2009