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Singular; rare species characterized by the following traits:
1) gayness
2) fatness
3) douchbagness
4) stupidity
5) delusional - thinks it has swag & often speaks of being "jacked".
Treat with caution; Exposure to this species may lead to serious consequences.
I saw a Masoum the other day.

Bro, you're being such a Masoum.

The guy thinks he's jacked; he's being a Masoum.
Masoum by WA ED November 7, 2011
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Masoumeh 

Yo, have you seen Masoumeh?
Yeah, she’s fire
Masoumeh by skuhhh November 22, 2021
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Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.
"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"
Masuma by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

Mastumate 

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.
I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.
Mastumate by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015
A name derived from the Latin and Hebrew language referring to the greatest gift God has ever given to this planet. Usually describes a female who is smart and intelligent.
A strong minded female who will strive for greatness and surpass all obstacles. Very open and honest yet still kind and generous. She will always be there for you when you need her and will never let you down.
'You're always there for me, Masooma.'

'Wow you got into Harvard, you're pulling a Masooma.'
masooma by jessica millez September 21, 2013

Masoumeh 

Masoumeh is a name that comes from Farsi. It means sinless and innocent.
Masoumeh is the the one who sticks to the rules
Masoumeh by SparklingDemon December 23, 2009

Masumi Max 

An American fetish model of Korean and German descent. She is known for her many tattoos and her interest in several fetishes.
She is the premiere model for Pinup Girl Clothing.
Masumi Max is one of the sexiest women alive.
Masumi Max by johnnigirl April 28, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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