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Marital Artist

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(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.
Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!
Marital Artist by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009
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Backseat martial artist 

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Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
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Marital Artist • Martial Artist • Armchair Martial Artist • Backseat martial artist • marital aid • Marital Terrorism • marital arts • Marital Bush • marital coma • marital condom

Armchair Martial Artist

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One who loves to view the grace, beauty and dedication of the physical accomplishments of Eastern or Western combat arts, without being bothered to actually do any of it, yet still knowing a great deal on the subject.
Could possibly be called a Partial Artist or Chair Boxer.
Someone who enjoys others who fight while they sit, one who has mastered Bum Fu.
A lazy Fight Fan.
Bloke 1: Your mate knows alot about martial arts, girl...
Lady 1:Oh, dude, he's an Armchair Martial Artist who has mastered Bum Fu.
Armchair Martial Artist by Snowcaller December 3, 2013
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Martial Artist 

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Someone that trains self-defense, in order to defend themselves or others.
"He just kicked a robber in a head! What a martial artist!"
Martial Artist by QwertySherty October 4, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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