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March challenge 

A game which starts on the 1st of march every year, in which on the 1st of march, all contestants must have one wank, on the second 2 wanks, and so on. The winner is the last person to be still participating.
"my cocks covered in blisters"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"
March challenge by llcoolj2344 February 17, 2009
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The Marc Challenge 

When you eat a girl out for more than twenty minutes and within 24hrs you text her to let her know you're not interested in seeing her again or dating, a power play used by men who want to treat women well but can't commit until they find someone they really like
Man, I shouldn't have done The Marc Challenge but I kept going out with her and finally had to end things after I ate her out for twenty five minutes
The Marc Challenge by LGSpeed April 18, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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