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Manwatch 

When you shopping and instead sit in front of an express men or Armani Store and watch all the hot men that come out.

You and your friends can also rate them and give them nicknames. Occasionally, If you're hot enough, you'll go up to them and ask them out.
Hey, let's go to Victoria's Secret, I heard they're having a sale!

Neh, I'd prefer to sit her and manwatch, there's some hot ones coming out of that store.

Yay!
Manwatch by Glammygumshit13 January 4, 2011
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manwitch 

-a manipulative man who achieves his self-serving ends through the "magical" use of female energy.
"He was not only a cold, calculating womanizer but a well-practiced manwitch...perhaps I will have him for dinner."
manwitch by Connie Mae October 8, 2007

Manwitched 

To be fucked in the ass by a large white, hairy man.
Ever have your ass licked by a fat man in a trench coat, no but I got manwitched at a rave the other night!
Manwitched by Bearded Clam March 5, 2007

manwitch 

A nasty bitch of a woman who resembles a man.
We wanted have a Bar-B-Q this weekend but dad can't make it because he's staying in Manalapan with the manwitch.

manwitch 

a man who is too girly to be a warlock
the manwitch wants to casts a lovespell on a guy
manwitch by adam the manwitch June 18, 2008

manwitch 

n. when a girl is trapped between two guys on the dance floor.
Did you see me in that manwitch out there?
manwitch by courtney loo October 4, 2007

manwitch 

a long turd that is diariah like but yet still firm and usally flat from the caus of smooshing between your cheeks.
that manwitch is about as long as a hotdog and as skinny as a creditcard.
manwitch by alliee November 4, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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