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Manny Ortez

According to Senator John Kerry, a key player on the 2004 Boston Red Sox, and Senator Kerry's favorite player. Upon further research, no such player was found to exist.

It has been suggested by friends of mine that Manny Ortez is simply the brainchild of Senator Kerry, and that he does not acually possess knowledge of the team hidden from the public.
John Kerry's favorite:

Red Sox player: Manny Ortez
President: George Jefferson
Appostle: Ringo
Football Team: The Temptations
Member of the Partridge Family: Marcia Brady
by Dark Side of the Moose February 4, 2006
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