Absolutely worse than man-flu, manfluvid is a double blow for any man who has unfortunately fallen victim to both manflu and Covid at the same time (or within a short space of time).
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
Hey Matt, did you hear about Andrew - fallen victim to Manfluvid - poor guy. (Sorry Matt, you wanted to be the poor guy I know!)
by Fadoodles April 28, 2023