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manascrewed 

In Magic:The Gathering, to not draw enough lands or mana producers, like black lotus, to play spells and win the game.
"Man, I got so manascrewed in that last game against Kai Budde. I should put a few more forests in here."
manascrewed by Montezuma999 May 28, 2003

manascrewed 

a term used in the collectible card game Magic. it is used when during the length of the game land is not drawn from the deck and usually screws you over, hence the name manascrewed.
person 1: did you see that magic game yesterday?

person 2: yeah that guy got royaly manascrewed and couldn't put anything down.
manascrewed by skel'elm May 4, 2009

manascrewed 

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood
"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"
manascrewed by KHD August 27, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026