Man Battle

A tankin' battle between two foes; each round is about 45 seconds of intense chest to chest body slamming.
Sometimes takes place inside large inflatable whales or in the wilderness.

Did you see Laura and Nicole's man battle yesterday in the whale?
Oh yeah, man, they really crushed Elijah the bull.

by Nicole and Laura November 19, 2007

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

man batter

joy juice, facial cream, man milk, letche

I once added man batter to my girlfriends cookies... I hope she enjoyed them.

by Negativeion July 1, 2003

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008

epic bottle chase of doom yo my man

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bottle Flipping. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bottle's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bottle Flipping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Bottle Flipping epic," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bottle Flip tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

yo man, you cant be epic bottle chase of doom yo my man right now.

by EpicBottleFlipGuy68419 November 8, 2022