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He’s funny, he’s loud and obnoxious but yet is so shy and quiet at the same time. He can be the sweetest guy. He’s supportive and encouraging. He has a unique voice that anyone can pick out of a crowd and a laugh that could turn heads in the middle of a concert. He’s loving, honest, compassionate, and generous. Smart, dedicated, loyal, and hardworking. Handsome, charming, and
the perfect gentleman. He has the best black curly hair ever 💙 he is the apple of my eye.
Magoza is mine.

Nakoda
Magoza by Yours. August 25, 2021
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Magolafism

A Series of Pipelines that were built deep underneath the soil by the Mesopotamian people. It carried sewage from Mesopotamia to Cuba and when mixed with the air molecules of cuba, Black people were formed. They then migrated to Africa because the world was connected at the time.
I cannot believe that the Ancient Magolafism is still in existance creating Black people
Magolafism by MORIMOTO GODZIRRA March 29, 2009
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Totes MaGoats 

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.
Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!
Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009
Make America Goya Again

A movement to support Goya. They're the greatest beans, everyone agrees.

* All Beans Matter
Bob was told Goya beans are racist because orange man bad. He proceeded to buy a yuuuge amount of Goya beans and yelled-

"MAGOYAA! Fuck you Antifa and prepare to for the gas!"
MAGOYAA by MAGOYAA Monster July 23, 2020
A woman so ugly that she offends one in a deep way.
WOW...what a fucking magoozala!
magoozala by Aviel November 12, 2007
The last name for some fat bitch that doesnt even give a shit. They are usually extremely annoying and are super hypocritical. They laugh like a dying chimpmunk and they are super annoying. Stay away from anyone with the name Magowan.
Holy shit its Magowan, run away.
magowan by Kendo1090 December 12, 2017

Totes Magoats 

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats
Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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