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Magic Milky

mag⋅ic milk⋅y  maj-ik mil-kee

–adjective, magic milk, magic leche.

1. of or like milk, esp. in appearance or consistency, yet with magical qualities.

2. white or whitish in color. But magic can turn it into any color.

3. used to make children feel better, when in pain, or as a distraction. Can also be used as nutrient.

4. the motherly art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of lactic incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human-motherly control. Pretty much, it will keep your kid from crying. :)
-idiom

children feel better with magic milky, to lament what cannot be changed or corrected, can in fact be corrected with Magic Milky.

-example: Ava's angst was diverted with the use of Magic Milky, after receiving her painful immunization shots.
Magic Milky by Joseph V. January 6, 2010
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Magic Milk 

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.
"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."
Magic Milk by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
Magic Milk Cheeks by 4Bros August 4, 2013

magic bouncing milk trucks 

boobs/tits/breasts/hooters/jugs/sweater cows/ta tas/
magic bouncing milk trucks are a tasty treat
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026