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Magic Milky

mag⋅ic milk⋅y  maj-ik mil-kee

–adjective, magic milk, magic leche.

1. of or like milk, esp. in appearance or consistency, yet with magical qualities.

2. white or whitish in color. But magic can turn it into any color.

3. used to make children feel better, when in pain, or as a distraction. Can also be used as nutrient.

4. the motherly art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of lactic incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human-motherly control. Pretty much, it will keep your kid from crying. :)
-idiom

children feel better with magic milky, to lament what cannot be changed or corrected, can in fact be corrected with Magic Milky.

-example: Ava's angst was diverted with the use of Magic Milky, after receiving her painful immunization shots.
Magic Milky by Joseph V. January 6, 2010
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Magic Milk 

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.
"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."
Magic Milk by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
Magic Milk Cheeks by 4Bros August 4, 2013

magic bouncing milk trucks 

boobs/tits/breasts/hooters/jugs/sweater cows/ta tas/
magic bouncing milk trucks are a tasty treat