Maghaberry 

The worst place in the world. Optional concentration camp. The Irish Bermuda triangle. Maghaberry has been called many things but none of them positive. It is an arguable village outside Lisburn in Northern Ireland... to those who live there. To anyone else Maghaberry is in a black hole of the 3rd sector of deep space.

Maghaberry is a collection of 3 estates, a park, a shop and a shed infested by an array of toddlers and violent chavs. If you live in Maghaberry for 20 or more years you will be dead. Because you killed yourself.

Go to Maghaberry? No thank you ill just stay at home, watch TV, listen to music and ferment my limbs in sulphuric acid then feed them to maggots and leaches.

That sounds much more enjoyable! Can i join you?

Maghaberry by SmYli3 September 25, 2013

Matchaberrymako 

a horny shark, Voice and Porn Actress, Vtuber, and gremlin extraordinar. that really needs to get a life and will not hesitate to fuck your dad.

"damn have you watched Matchaberrymako? she really made me bust a nut the other day!"

Matchaberrymako by simp number 42069 July 23, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012