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-A 5”1 walking sack of shit. She backstabs everyone she comes across and talks alotta shit but if you were to hit her, she would lift off into the atmosphere and hopefully suffocate very slowly.

-Dick switcher

-Walking asian bobblehead
“Bro do you know maggie craft?”

You mean watermelon-head fish-pussy?”
by Not jon ellington July 13, 2018
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