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Madden Arcade

A very embarrassing, spirit crushing move used only by the epitome of Madden/Madden Arcade players in which you dodge an opponents player using only your joysticks.

This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."
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Madden Arcade

1. An arcade game on Xbox 360 for 5 on 5 football. The game includes each team's 5 best players on both offense and defense and game changers that give advantages to either player at random. A 30 point score limit is in place to limit the amount of time each game goes on.

2. A maneuver in Madden Arcade in which a player dodges the opposing player without you using any sort of juke or spin command
1: "Yo son, you wanna play some Madden Arcade?"

2: "Did you see that!? I just Madden Arcaded him!"
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026