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Mac Asshole 

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smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.

Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac

Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...

Mac Asshole by presidente1l August 1, 2008
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McAsshole 

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an asshole who makes frequent trips to McDonald's
"no nigga i don't want a Double Cheesburger, I want a Big Mac"

"Man, you actin' like a real McAsshole"
McAsshole by Niggeratchi May 20, 2010
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McAsshole 

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"Your being a real McAsshole!"
McAsshole by SMJ October 1, 2005

McAsshole 

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Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
McAsshole by jAkE May 6, 2005

manasshole 

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what most people who live in manassas call the crappy city. no one admits it but this place gets worse each year. at least parents do i luv it it gets easier to find illegal shit. the only thing that sucks is cops seem to care now so u cant get awy with shit u gotta go somewhere else if u wanna party hard
god i cant believe i'm stuck in manasshole tonight i need to go party
manasshole by ifeellikedying August 19, 2008

McAsshole 

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A. Contemptible, detestable person.

B. A good way to tell a person that they are an asshole.

C. Brad Hoffman
"Your being a real McAsshole!"

"Damn you are acting like a real mcasshole."

"You're A real McAsshole Brad!"
McAsshole by bizar0 November 21, 2009

macasshole 

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King of assholes. The guy who is afraid of his feelings for another and therefore, makes macasshole statements to push his love away. In denial of emotional reality!
Guys says, "I am ready to have you for so long that you are ready for me to go, not wishing I would stay." Girl says, " I will always want you to stay, until the day you are actually staying". Guy says, then... you will want me to leave~gotcha!" What a macasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
macasshole by iljbwamh09 October 2, 2009
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