MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.
Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.
Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
by Yadwick September 6, 2021