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Michalene 

1. A person who is eccentric, a calamity, and good natured; can be found dancing to reggae in her living room.

2. A mother to two daughters.

3. A person who loves shaggy dogs.
1. One who may forget to plug in speakers and can't figure out why there's no sound coming out.

2. "How many daughters do you have?"

"Two"

"You must be MICHALENE!!!!"

3. "I love MY Shaggy dog, and love to put bandanas on him"
Michalene by RockGal February 5, 2010
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Michaeline 

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.
"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."
Michaeline by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010

michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.
I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.
michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019
Michalynn is usually a tall girl with brown or blonde hair she is very funny loves to do makeup but is very insecure she dosent care what people think about her but she is always off and on with boys she gets decent grades and loves sports but not soccer she has many friends but about 2 really really close friends she loves to sing and have fun she is not shy at all she is also very fashionable she loves food But is very skinny she loves to watch movies and chill with her friends
There is michalynn she looks great today I love the dress she is wearing but didn’t she just break up with her boyfriend
michalynn by Bhahahahha January 9, 2018

michaeng 

gayest most adorable ship ever will make you cry die and sob and die and cry Best ship so gay all the way
person 1:im a michaeng shipper
person 2: wanna get married
michaeng by MinatozakiBby September 19, 2021

Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.
1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.
Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Mihalinec 

MIHALINEC=Modest,Intelligent,Hilarious,Aggressive,loyal,Interesting,Nice,Energetic,Courageous!
Mihalinec's, The Croatian Sensations!
Mihalinec by Mihalinec Sensation September 29, 2010
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