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(1.) MALASAM (adj.)

-a word used to describe a female individual possessed with extraordinary sublimity as to cause an epic erection to the external genitalia of males at a very alarming rate

(2.) MALASAM (intj.)

- an expression of affirmation, adoration, excitement, or disbelief
(1.) Who is that girl in pink, she is very MALASAM! Oh wait, she's not in pink, it's only her...:)

(2)

Perv1: Hey! I saw a really hot chick in Computer Science Class today, and she was wearing NOTHING!
Perv2: Oh yeah?! DAYUUMM!! MALASAM!
Malasam by Asaboy April 17, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch

malabami 

zayn malik's cross between malibu and miami.
"malabami"
"oh wait malibu, sorry"

Malasampallalalalalalammalamamaam 

Friend: bet you can't find this word
Me: bring it on
Friend: Malasampallalalalalalammalamamaam
Me: watch me find it

Malsamico 

Den malsamico machen
Den Malsamico machen: Sich einreden, dass man es ja machen kann. Somit ist es gut und ok, wenn man es nicht macht. Schliesslich koennte man ja.
Malsamico by Shammii November 18, 2020

Aadi Maasam 

a place to have sex in where you get your dick chopped off
Siddharth: The dude's dick chopped off
Sumit: Yeah he had sex in Aadi Maasam
Aadi Maasam by oldmeme July 19, 2021

malasada 

1) a wad of fried dough covered in sugar (similar to a donut).

2) an asshole, bitch, doo doo head, butt-brain, etc...
You are a malasada!
malasada by malasadas are yucky July 30, 2003

marasamune 

marasamune is a cutie
marasamune by OceanFinger December 9, 2008
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