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An adjective used to describe a noun that is a pussy, an asshole, a straight up loser or someone who is being a dick. Can be used in a joking manner.
You're such a loynch Chad. Don't be a pussy/loser/dick and go ask her out!
Loynch by Mal o'rliey June 12, 2016
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Lynch swap 

a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.

Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
Lynch swap by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019
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Ross Lynch

Ross Lynch is a fucking adorable hot celeb who used to be on this iconic show “ Austin and ally.” It’s decemeber, and twitter stans officially named Ross the white boy of the month. That means they each month of the year, Twitter stans pick a white boy, preferably having curly brown hair and is a skinny/built body to cry over for the month. Which later we will ditch and next month find a new hot white boy.
Did you see Ross Lynch singing “ can’t get my eyes off of you” at the riptide music festival. He was so fucking hot.
Ross Lynch by Whtemanswhore December 24, 2018

ross lynch

the HOTTEST man alive
ross lynch is the hottest man alive I want him to have my kids

Rydel Lynch 

Sister of Riker Lynch Ross Lynch Rocky Lynch and Ryland Lynch. Amazing actress, singer, and musician. Funny and intelligant. Perfect combination of Tomboy, Girlygirl and sass. Keyboard player of pop family band R5
Girl1: Omg I love R5!
Girl2: No way me too!
Girl1: Who's your favorite?
Girl2: Ross what about you?
Girl1: Riker hes amazing!
Girl2: *le opens locker to reveal a picture of R5*
Boy1: *walks up and points to Rydel* Who is that? She's hot.
Girl1+2: RYDEL LYNCH!
Rydel Lynch by pandabear51 February 2, 2013

Kit the Lyncher 

A character from The Walking Dead comics who hangs minorities and protects the whites in a KKK group in the zombie apocalypse from Volume 17: Something To Fear
"See those those bodies in the trees?" "That is the work of Kit the Lyncher!"
Kit the Lyncher by DoctorrNick December 8, 2014

ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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