An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 26, 2021
When a girl goes into 6 o clock position and then the guy pees into her butthole, and then the guy will squat down behind the girls but as she stands up and let's a mix of pee and poop go into his mouth
by Knackguy March 10, 2023