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'Lomsdal' is norwegian slang for being a 'butt-pilot'.

In general sense, this implies a person that looks for analsex when he/she is out drinking/partying. When a 'lomsdal' has had a lot to drink he will switch to 'auto-butt-pilot' and aim in for the kill on the nearest butt.

'lomsdal' can be assosiated with the norwegian words: 'skinkerytter', 'lindsay', 'to i stinkern, en i pinkern', 'småplaya' and 'skitten snurrebass'.

A 'lomsdal' typically involves 'håndjern&avstraffelse på et toalett i finland' as yearly activities.
That guy is such a Lomsdal, all he thinks about is ass and 'rompehull'

Man my auto-lomsal was on last night!
Lomsdal by Ludde-abe January 21, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.
Lonsdale by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale 

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale
kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010
Lonsdale is simply a line of boxing equipment and clothing originating in London. Skinheads and hard mods have traditionally worn the clothing for its great stylishness, and for thier love for the sport of boxing, long before nazi boneheads who call themselves skinheads ever existed. Trads, SHARPS, and skinheads of all sorts still wear Lonsdale clothing with pride. Apparently, nazi boneheads have concocted a stupid moniker for Lonsdale. Shame.
"I look really sharp in my Lonsdale harrington jacket"
Lonsdale by Sluggo Skin November 9, 2008
A clothing brand that used to be normal but now it is very populair by right wing youth in Belgium, The Netherlands and Germany. It's so populair because it contains the letters "NSDA", which differs only one letter from "NSDAP" (Hitlers Nazi party).
Ironically, Lonsdale was founded by a black man.

Because of those right wing idiots, the Lonsdale brand has a bad name now and people who weared Lonsdale before the hype don't wear it anymore because of the bad image.
- Hey, look at that bald guy with the earrings, military boots and a Lonsdale sweater.
- Hmm, another Lonsdale idiot.
Lonsdale by Piggen April 30, 2005

lonsdalian

a person of obscure taste who enjoys cheesy music, dressing up and the sugar house.

People prone to be loud they are frequently noctournal and have to run to lectures

Someone who goes out once a week but still does the essay the night before
a sloath on some sort of narcotic; tickle me elmo;
lonsdalian by not April 20, 2004

keiynan lonsdale 

This talented British actor played Wally West/ Kid Flash on The Flash tv show.
He's also an amazing singer/ dancer who has music that really is underrated!
He was in a few movies too. A talented amazing guy
Keiynan Lonsdale was in the movie "Love Simon" too!
keiynan lonsdale by LoveMusicLee February 28, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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