Lolscow

A person who produces trolls upon him/herself due to the pure stupidity of the actions he/she depicted.

John: yeah you know that kid down the road?

Adam: yeah the kid who wears the shirt that says "im gay" like everyday?

John: Yeah him, hes such a fucking lolscow. putting all those damn trolls upon himself like that. what a douche bag, it's like he likes it.

Lolscow by lolcowabolisher February 21, 2011

Lolcow 

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge

Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports

Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019

lolcow 

A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.

See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.

lolcow by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008

Lolcow Wrangler 

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

Lolcow Wrangler by romhack64 January 23, 2023

lolcow 

A phenomena, usually observed on forums and/or imageboards. A person, most often someone who tries to look exceedingly knowledgeable in the topic discussed, is being flamed/trolled to the point where they can no longer present "sane" arguments that will "fit their level", but yet are too proud to just quit.

This produces a considerable amount of lolz and win, for which the said person can be "milked" until they finally give up. Or drop dead. Hence the name.

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lolcow by DreadSmile December 14, 2008

lolschwitz 

A joke told in a comedy show that was so funny that it slayed so many of the audience that it became genocidally funny, and the arena (or stadium) that the show was held in will forever be known as the place where that genocide of comedy took place.

That Cow and Chicken show turned into lolschwitz. it's survivors were sworn to secrecy.

lolschwitz by Welshasian January 14, 2011

Lolcow.farm 

Female version of 4chan. Full of delulu radfems and bitter grown women

Rachel: Visited lolcow.farm!
Judith: Piss off, anon.

Lolcow.farm by arse-nal July 8, 2020