lolkekbam Share definition Flag Substitute for zing or owned.Best used after a self alley-oop style of pay out. Guy1: "You know what's totally gay?"Guy2: "...?"Guy1: "You! Lolkekbam!" lolkekbam by lightweightbaby! October 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the lolkekbam mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch