A love interest, usually female, who ignores
flirting and thoughtful
actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably
never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her
boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(