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Lois Lane 

ryhming slang for cocaine
for example "got any Lois Lane"
Lois Lane by ABH January 3, 2007

Lois Lane 

A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Lois Lane by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

Lois Lane 

When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".
One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.
Lois Lane by snow minx January 2, 2011

Lois Lane 

When a girl is ovulating and she lets it drip down her leg onto his face.
He tried to Superman me, so I Lois Lane’d the shit outta his face.
Lois Lane by Wonder Woman 1984 December 24, 2017

Lois Lane 

The girlfriend/wife of the famous superhero superman.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.
Lois Lane is immortal, theres no way she survived banging superman.
Lois Lane by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023

Lois Lane'd 

Coined from the "airplane" scene in the motion picture Superman Returns. Lois Lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting "owned." This phrase is another way to express "owned", "pwned", etc.
Guy 1: I just got sucker punched by that guy over there!
Guy 2: Dude, you got Lois Lane'd.
Lois Lane'd by coughcough September 4, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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