Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010