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A person who is confused about many things like there sexual orientation and ethnic origin

(Sexual Orientation) I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight but I like to flash my friends and show them my penis and sometimes kiss girls but am afraid to do anything any further sexual.

(Ethnic origin) -loconte- when I'm with my (Italian) friends I'll spike my hair up and act like I'm a Ginny you know cool kid let's hit the clubs broski! -loconte-But when I'm with my (irish) friends I will wear my redsox hat and talk like I'm a townie from Charles town guy.

Loconte by Reverequeen69BRoSKiSon January 7, 2010

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LOCOTEL

Lack of command of the English language.

Victor said to Jon: "All your base are belong to us."
Jon: "Nice display of LOCOTEL Victor."

LOCOTEL by Concerned English Hater January 26, 2010

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Related Words

Loconte • locotes • loconet • Laconte • locante • loconess • LOCOTEL • locotey • Lovonte • Le Conte

loconess

a word meaning "craziness"

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!

loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

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locante

A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
or..
locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.

(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...

locante by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007

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Locote

someone who is crazy..sumone who dont give shit about anything..

locote de califas con cuetes en la mano en california la frontera roja asi le an llamado por tanta pinche sangre k vue desparramado policias acriviados..weyes encovihados

Locote by LOcot3 January 23, 2009

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locotes

cypress hill yo. Featured as the 11th track on the album III - Temples of Boom. Sic flow. Meant to define a group of punks, or putos who just don't know how to get out the way. sheeeit.

bwao! pop dem locotes. "last thing I heard was that fuckin' gat hummin."

locotes by Bong - a Long September 19, 2007

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LOCOTES

1.USED AS "VATOS" THAT ARE CRAZY AND AN ARE DOWN TO RIDE WITH THERE VARRIO
2.GLASSES THAT CHOLOS OR CHOLAS USE THAT SAY LOCS ALSO KNOWN FOR "LOCOTES"

1.THERE GOES THAT FOO FROM PAMONA SUR LOCOTES EY
2.THAT VATO IS ROCKIN THE LOCS

LOCOTES by lady triste October 16, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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