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A person who is confused about many things like there sexual orientation and ethnic origin

(Sexual Orientation) I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight but I like to flash my friends and show them my penis and sometimes kiss girls but am afraid to do anything any further sexual.

(Ethnic origin) -loconte- when I'm with my (Italian) friends I'll spike my hair up and act like I'm a Ginny you know cool kid let's hit the clubs broski! -loconte-But when I'm with my (irish) friends I will wear my redsox hat and talk like I'm a townie from Charles town guy.

Loconte by Reverequeen69BRoSKiSon January 7, 2010

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LOCOTEL

Lack of command of the English language.

Victor said to Jon: "All your base are belong to us."
Jon: "Nice display of LOCOTEL Victor."

LOCOTEL by Concerned English Hater January 26, 2010

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Related Words

Loconte • locotes • loconet • Laconte • locante • loconess • LOCOTEL • locotey • Lovonte • Le Conte

loconess

a word meaning "craziness"

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!

loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

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locante

A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
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locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.

(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...

locante by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007

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Locote

someone who is crazy..sumone who dont give shit about anything..

locote de califas con cuetes en la mano en california la frontera roja asi le an llamado por tanta pinche sangre k vue desparramado policias acriviados..weyes encovihados

Locote by LOcot3 January 23, 2009

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locotes

cypress hill yo. Featured as the 11th track on the album III - Temples of Boom. Sic flow. Meant to define a group of punks, or putos who just don't know how to get out the way. sheeeit.

bwao! pop dem locotes. "last thing I heard was that fuckin' gat hummin."

locotes by Bong - a Long September 19, 2007

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LOCOTES

1.USED AS "VATOS" THAT ARE CRAZY AND AN ARE DOWN TO RIDE WITH THERE VARRIO
2.GLASSES THAT CHOLOS OR CHOLAS USE THAT SAY LOCS ALSO KNOWN FOR "LOCOTES"

1.THERE GOES THAT FOO FROM PAMONA SUR LOCOTES EY
2.THAT VATO IS ROCKIN THE LOCS

LOCOTES by lady triste October 16, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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